Posted by: Eddie | September 26, 2010

Portsmouth MPs sex scandal!

Randy Mike Hancock has been accused of trying to get it on with a vulnerable woman with mental health problems.

The Portsmouth South MP allegedly forcibly kissed her and touched her sexually. As usual the Tory opposition in the city have been trying to gain leverage by trying to get Randy Mike suspended whilst the police look into the case. United coalition government? My arse!

The 36-year-old woman who wishes to remain anonymous claims that after going to see Mike about some noisy neighbours he then turned up at her house unannounced and spoke to her inappropriately. He then started to shower her with gifts such as perfume, clothes, a teddy bear and a dinner date at the House of Commons (no doubt making use of the subsidised restaurants, the cheap bastard!).

He even supposedly sent her text message messages calling her his ‘special and sexy’ and ‘my princess’.

Mike, the scruffiest bastard to ever walk into parliament (yes, even worse than Boris Johnson), didn’t have much to say on the matter. In a statement he said ‘I have never behaved inappropriately with a constituent.

‘That is all I have to say for now, but I intend to make a full statement at a later time.’


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